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Editor-in-Chief's Introduction
FINGERMETHODOLOGY
"Learn It, Know It, Live It"
Those words are as true today as they were 30 years ago when they were uttered in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." That movie went down in history as providing a glimpse of some of the most perfect tits ever, despite the gross miscarriage of casting Sean Penn in the role of Spicoli.
More recently and post-high school (at least for our readers, all o f whom are required all to be 18+ years of age because this website contains adult content featuring models over the age of 18 when filmed or recorded), some of the ancient secrets concerning female sexuality have been rediscovered.
A team of reknowned researchers from some of the nation's leading educational institutions and volunteers from all walks of life and across all professions have combined their talent and experience to focus their attention on a small cadre of women. Previously, only these few females had been thought to possess the magical, amazing gift of the min-breaking, twitching orgasm. Sadly, almost all of them tended to be older, a bit heavy and, honestly, past their prime in terms of apparent fecundity.
But miracles do happen, it seems. The team of intrepid researchers and adventurers continued to press ahead with their task, braving the less than perfect and sometimes even grotesquely saggy or dimpled squirting mamas of the past. Working selflessly while enduring almost unimaginable horror while somehow maintaining a rigid phallic organ, they managed to make discoveries the like of which had been unknown to mankind for almost two thousand years.
While it would be boastful and potentially untrue to claim that all of the secrets of the Squirting Myrtles of Greece have finally been documented, there can be no doubt that the foundational wisdom of that early developmental period has again come to bless mankind; We now know that any bitch can be made to squirt and just how to do it.
It takes but a finger or two, a well-hydrated female ready to lower her inhibitions and begin the transformation process from uptight prude to twitching freak with cum-lowered IQ.
Join us, won't you, in our continued pursuit of the ultimate "fingermethod." We owe much to the fingerbangers whom precede us. We hope to owe even more to those who continue to carry on this golden quest for light, bliss and the justice of natural law. It should be one heck of a ride -- particularly for them bitches getting finger, dildo, fist and dick banged until thy basically lose their marbles, flop and twitch like a fish out of water and try to turn the entire world to sea with their gushing orgasmic squirting.
Glory! Welcome to the results of our continuing, proud quest.
